Tax Time

The hours and days preceding the deadline to pay taxes to the Big Homey. An uptick in armed robberies typically occurs during this period.

Loco: Fuck man! I owe the Big Homey a couple Gs by Friday!

Lucifer: C'mon, You know what to do! It's Tax Time! Go pull a lick on the Stop and Rob on Broadway!

Tax Time by ZXY&ABC July 26, 2019

Quaran-time 

The infinite amount of time existing while in quarantine from Covid-19. There is no construct in this space. Time is an illusion.

"Is 9 a.m. too early for vodka?"
"No. We're on quaran-time. Bust that shit out."

Quaran-time by KayYo21 March 20, 2020

time-bomb

noun, adv,adj,verb; tyme-bahm
1.) The act of secretly giving a girl multiple laxatives then proceeding to engage in anal sex while striving to cum as fast as possible preferably before she defecates.
2.) An extreme sport in many major fraternities.

Person 1: How was it man?
Person 2: Shit man she blew first.
Person 1: Oh she was a time-bomb?
Person 2: Yea...

time-bomb by Beerad Reeser November 17, 2009

asian standard time 

A term used to describe late asians. They basically arrive whenever they want. Depending on their mood, they can arrive a minute late, or an hour late.

Person 1: WTF is AST?
Asian 1: Dude, it's Asian Standard Time, we come whenever the fuck we want.

asian standard time by oorah852 February 4, 2009

daylight saving time 

Commonly abbreviated as DST, Daylight Saving Time may refer to any of the following:

1) A plot by the government to screw up everybody's schedule under the guise of energy savings, because they can.

2) A mild method of population control -- DST changes correlate well with increased vehicular and cardiac related fatalities.

3) Another reason to punch your S.O. in the mouth, since at least one of the clocks in the house will not get updated, and that will invariably be the clock you consult before going to work, sleep, or to watch your favorite live sporting event.

Late co-worker: 10AM?!? Shut the fuck up, my watch says nine.

Some fuckwad: Haven't you ever heard of daylight saving time?

Late co-worker: You ever heard of chin nuts?

daylight saving time by dniymfm March 13, 2010

All Time Low 

THE BEST MUTHER EFFING BAND TO EVER EXIST. seriously though, they are amazing. their concerts are amazing! atl is comprised of four gorgeous men:
alex gaskarth, lead vocals and guitar
jack barakat, guitar
zack merrick, bass
rian dawson, drums

hey did you guys check out all time low? THEY ARE THE SICKEST BAND EVER!@#$%^&*()

(2) if you don't listen to all time low, you are the world's biggest douche bag!

All Time Low by allielovesatl! January 1, 2009

tool time 

pl. (N)- the social gathering of awkward people who lack the mental capacity to understand that they being used as an instrument to please one that is higher in a social standard.

During lunch one can see the tool time lunch table doing another person's homework.

tool time by checktard-freytag October 21, 2011