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Cringe Rock 

Famous rock songs from the 80s/90s that have been over played to death. Often causing men over 50 to play an imaginary guitar.

Usually the very last song played at the end of the night in clubs leading to 17 year old’s raising their hands in the air and professing it to be the best song ever made.
Jon: Turn off that rap music and put some Chesney Hawkes on, this is an absolute classic.

Nathan: Not more Cringe Rock, we have already listened to Sweet Child O' Mine 3 times!
Cringe Rock by Shady May 10, 2018
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totin the rock 

To carry the ball in a game of football.
Steven Jackson is pro at totin the rock.
totin the rock by Mac West-Poss September 21, 2007
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Gangsta Fite Rock 

A form of music started in Northern Louisiana by the band Triumphant Return which blends together slang lyrics, scat singing, punk rock, metal, rap, and alternating tempos. Named for the clothing and vicious performances by the band and its followers. Other bands that would fit into the genre would be Phunk Junkeez, The Offspring, Beastie Boys, and (hed) p.e.
That shit got crunk! Thats jus gangsta fite rock!

trailer park rock 

sub-set of rock music that is really crappy and stale and extremely popular with the 13 year old trailer park rockers you see at wal-mart. Examples: Nickelback, Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit, Staind, Creed
I can't listen to the alt-rock stations anymore cause all they play is that shitty trailer park rock.
trailer park rock by MrNailbat August 27, 2009

jade rock 

A rock that is big, and is usually green and black. It is a mineral, and is usually expensive. There are a lot of fake jade rocks.
Wow dude, that jade rock is huge!
jade rock by Jadestonecool April 28, 2019

but its a rock 

stating the obvious.

from disneys movie "a bug's life"
bob: thats a nice car
frank:...... but its a rock....

mothers against hard rock 

A stupid group of idiotic weirdos who randomly decided they didn't like My Chemical Romance and The Used and decided to try to ban them, while they don't go after the REALLY bad shit like that dumbass song 'Sexy Back' which is like way more...retarded than anything by MCR and/or The Used. They're trying to take away the freedom of speech, even though the U.S. government already did, thanks to Bush. Why they don't target the really bad crap, the world may never know.
Idiotic Weirdo1: Hey I'm bored let's go try to ban rock bands!
Idiotic Weirdo2: Good idea let's call ourselves Mothers Against Hard Rock!!!