purple ring

when you suck somones anal ring so much it gets swollen and purple

damn, he gave her such a purple ring last night we could see it through her pants

by fuckmyswagass May 16, 2023

Missouri ring of fire.

A Missouri ring of fire is when you are doing a girl doggie style and you stick a finger in her ass using icy hot as lube.

My ass is still on fire after my husband used icy hot as lube last night giving me a Missouri ring of fire.

by Jbd1973 May 18, 2023

Tommy rigging

When you fix something just enough that the next person that uses it, breaks it.

"Alright, which one of you has been Tommy rigging the toilet again?!"

by Velvet Pimpson July 20, 2023

oh-ring

A lovely "will you marry me?" jeweled band dat makes da proposed-to chick gasp and exclaim in surprise when it's presented to her.

Beautiful precious-stone-fitted finger-adornments aside, a simple rubber sealing-hoop for a piece of machinery might also qualify as an "oh-ring" if da owner of said device wasn't expecting you to supply said vital repair-part at a certain time.

by QuacksO July 26, 2023

sophie ring

best person on earth

i love sophie ring

by sophie xxxx August 8, 2023

Bull ring

Nasal septum piercing, used by Farmer Giles to lead his obese blue-haired interpersonally obnoxious livestock from laystall to abbatoir.

"Daisy's bull ring is looking rather crusty. Their piercing must have gone septic."
"Rub it with Brasso, that I may get a good price for the woke moo."

by Old Phardt August 28, 2023

Donion Ring

A deformed donut in the shape of an onion ring

I can’t believe these people sold me a donion ring

by Sheena G. September 3, 2023