a mars bar is when a man puts his cock into a girls vagina and when he pulls it out its covered in shit and cum. most people also like to lick this for extra pleasure!
by mrbigmarsbar October 26, 2025
Get the mars barmug. A husband or boyfriend, who sits at home patiently whilst his wife/girlfriend is out partying every night, normally holding the baby or looking after the kids she's bored of. If she comes homes he's treated to banging, crashing, and violent vomiting on the landing or down the side of the bath. If she doesn't come home, he lays in bed knowing full well his significant other is being royally plowed by the local horse-hung stud or even studs.
by What's going on. July 22, 2022
Get the Wine bar widowmug. by Nick Soderman August 2, 2025
Get the WAB (what a bar)mug. by barsonbars April 1, 2020
Get the Barsmug. A granola bar, stolen by a C2. These granola bars are often seen in the houses of C2s (although they are occasionally found in the lunch boxes of c2s).
Person 55520: C2 has so many granola bars.
Person 17: That isn't C2's granola bar, it's person 1's.
Person 55520: oh.
Person 17: That isn't C2's granola bar, it's person 1's.
Person 55520: oh.
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 12, 2021
Get the C2's Granola Barmug. by Reneofny1 December 13, 2019
Get the Hairoglyphx Bar/berShopmug. When two individuals attempt sex after attending a bar or club while trying to pull the other from the ground. More likely to cause injury than orgasm
by That bottom bitch March 8, 2020
Get the The after barmug.