would you like to sign my petition 

If you hear this said by a guy with a leather trench coat and sunglasses, run as far as you can.

hi there would you like to sign my petition?

would you like to sign my petition by mycockiscutinhalf January 23, 2021

eat the booty like groceries 

1. to suck or eat the booty clean

"what are you gonna do to my booty?"
"im gonna eat the booty like groceries"

eat the booty like groceries by thechelseataylor February 1, 2015

shaking like a dog shitting razor blades

A term used to describe how badly someone is shaking either from the DTs or nerves or while attempting to do something small and detailed like threading the eye of a needle.
Described thus in reference to when a dog takes a dump, it often shakes its hind-end or whole body during the task. If it were razor blades being defacated, then the shaking would likely be infinitely more pronounced!

Scott: *trying to put a nut on a bolt wedged way up inside the frame of his car* "I can't...quite...get the mother...shit, I just had it...FUCK...I can't get it, my arm is going numb!!!"

Max: *watching Scott fumble and shake as his arm becomes spaghetti from the tedious task* "Dude, your shaking like a dog shitting razor blades."

shaking like a dog shitting razor blades by psiscott April 27, 2006

That sounds like a you problem 

A sentence coined by Nirthya, it is a dismissal used when someone is complaining too much about someone or a situation and you know there is no real problem with said person or situation so you say this to shut them down.

Person A: "I hate the fact that Jeremy slept with Stevie, like what the actual fuck is wrong with him?"

You: "Okay but what's wrong with Stevie?"

Person A: "I don't know, but I don't like him."

You: "Huh, that sounds like a you problem."

That sounds like a you problem by orlandoboom October 1, 2019

I was like 

I said. Used when recounting something said, to idicate that the dialogue to follow may be a paraphrase.

Yesterday, Jesse pulled my hair again, and I was like "You are annoying"!

I was like by Nicole Mitchell January 6, 2008

it be like that sometimes 

A phrase used when there’s simply no explanation so it must happen occasionally ; similar to phrase “gonna have to”

“Damn Kiko your Juul died”
-*Clicks* “It be like that sometimes”

it be like that sometimes by Tupac Shakurac October 24, 2018

excuses are like assholes 

Excuses are like assholes. Everybody has one, and they all stink.

Me: "Sorry, I was doing some calculations, and writing a recommendation letter and didn't get a chance to work on the proposal". You: "Excuses are like assholes. Everybody has one, and they all stink."

excuses are like assholes by rbraswell November 6, 2008