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Little willie wanker 

A small person. That appears alot younger than they are.
Usually found hanging out with adolescents. Hangs out alot round public toilets.
Has a little willie.
That blokes cock is tiny!
He's a little willie wanker!
Little willie wanker by Jizznote August 20, 2013

Little Fat Crem 

A Little Fat Crem is an Irish male with red hair, small and round in stature and known to carry marmalade sandwiches in his back pack with no tin foil or cling film for protection. Other males regularly refer to Little Fat Crem as a "coward" and an "underachiever" and the chances of him scoring a bird are nil
little fat crem
Little Fat Crem by Ilovelamp0461 January 26, 2014

little miss cranky pants

Someone who is wearing Metaphorical pants that make them cranky
Lauren is a Little Miss Cranky Pants.

little gillard 

A slang term for a small penis. Usually used as an insult
Guy one: hey dude you know how Josh has a little gillard?
Guy two: yeah his little gillard is really small
little gillard by booty master 22 November 29, 2014

little miss soup 

When a woman starts dripping blood down her legs because she didnt wear a tampon
Oi fam i can see her little miss soup from here thats well butters
little miss soup by Manlyke December 21, 2014

little potato clam 

a girl you secretly like
"there she goes my little potato clam"