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Fuck off your juice 

1. When after a a rough night of tindering, snap chatting and sexting you politely ask a friend to loan you a charger.

2. To ask for some juice off a battery backup.
Bro, I'm running low on battery, can I fuck off your juice?

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake 

A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used
Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?

Butt Juice

A violent diarrhea explosion of which nothing solid comes out of your ass.
After eating some bad sushi, a stream of butt juice ran out of my ass. All I had to do was pat my ass dry.
Butt Juice by grisgris1 February 16, 2010

pussy juice cocktail 

When a woman has a "squirting" orgasm and catches the vaginal fluid in a wine glass. Drink and enjoy. Cheers.
She came so hard that there was pussy juice cocktail for all 3 of us.
pussy juice cocktail by drfter March 29, 2007

smurf juice 

Nitrous Oxide for cars. Used to add horsepower. "Smurf" refers to the color of the NOS system's tank (blue). "Juice" is a popular term for nitrous.
"That bitch was squeezing Smurf juice..."
smurf juice by SERvo February 13, 2004

brain juice 

When you suck dick on the weekend and pass your math test on Monday because of the massive protein boost
Guy: "shit fam 89%, that's crazy. Did you cheat"
Hoe: "nah fam got brain juice on Saturday at that rave"
brain juice by ignoreyourproblems November 21, 2016