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Jordan

White Guy: Shut up you ugly Jordan!

Black Guy: That’s offensive
by mrdrdre April 10, 2022
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Jordan Curve Theorem

The Jordan curve theorem states that a non-self intersecting continuous loop in the plane(i.e. a Jordan Curve) divides the plane into an interior and exterior region.

To prove the theorem, we shall us proof by fucking obviousness. It's a closed loop, of course there's going to be an outside and inside. Humans have been making borders and fences for millenia and this still needs to be proven?? What am I supposed to say? It's so bloody obvious!
It's like trying to prove 1+1=2. Why the fuck is this even a theorem? Not even worth to be a Lemma or Corollary tbh. This trivial ass bitch.
"Yo man, you heard of Jordan Curve Theorem? How do I prove it for our upcoming exam", asked John, he was found dead, cut in 25 pieces, by the police after 4 days.
by geno singh March 12, 2024
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Jordan

A new way for white ppl to use the n-word cuz there so fucking obsessed and hella quierd
White person in tt comments: I hate Jordan’s

Another white person: yeah! Facts
by J0lllyyy April 3, 2021
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Jordan

The King of Canada, and the hottest man alive, a person who has atomic rizz
Jordan rizzed up 40 girls
by Rizzer6942939 March 7, 2023
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Jordaning

The act of reading someone's message and not replying. Twice as effective if they have read report on. Similar to ignore text
Guy one: Dude, you know that chick frame the bar last night? I got her number.
Guy two: That one? She went for you?
Guy one: Yeah, but she's totally Jordaning me.
by Anon poop May 9, 2013
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Jordan

The last couple puffs of a joint or spliff.
Do you want Jordan?
by CreatorOfJordan January 13, 2021
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Jordans

Look at those jordans over there!
by Dots of dream snot July 21, 2016
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