Jordan

Anglophone unisex given name and surname. Derives from the river Jordan in the Middle East. Women with this name are beautiful and kind-hearted, men with this name are strong and confident.

Jordan is a beautiful lady.

by VardanMarutyan October 10, 2025

Bobby Jordan

The act of wearing down a female you see everyday until she eventually spends time/has sex with you

He Bobby Jordan’d the hell outta me

by HappyKangaroo22 October 31, 2025

Evil Jordan baldy

A bald dark skinned fat guy who hates shirts and wears blue jorts and loves corndogs

Ugh Evil Jordan Baldy put a shirt on

by surVIV(E)al November 9, 2025

Jordan

Jordan’s are typically very gay fags who take dick in the mouth or in the ass sometimes by male animals. They can sometimes not seem gay but you can tell if they dated a wrestler. And hide it but don’t be surprised if is bents over for a little to long to tie his shoes because it’s his secret sighs that he is hungry for some big dick!!!!!!!!!!

Bro,Saw Jordan’s thong sticking out today
Other person, yeah he is gay.

by Brixtyn November 13, 2025

done a Jordan

Blocked from leaving the country with the boys after a 2hr journey to the airport and 4 Stella

Cant believe he "done a Jordan "

by Todoajordan November 22, 2025

No, NOT fuck me, Jordan

That's ACTUAL problem, Jordan. The NOT fucking me part. And that's your daughter's fault. You aren't doing the thing right, Jew-slave!

Hym "No, NOT fuck me, Jordan. Not 'fuck me.' You are the one crying like a bitch because you won't to the right thing. And no one is going to learn anything from this other than how to be a solipsistic, dismissive, avoidant piece of shit. You have made the whole of humanity worse by doing this. And no I don't give a fuck about you being angry Megyn you are letting people steal from me and violate my rights. You want to be enemies but your know you can't win, so you are going to stand there and 'aim up' as we all drown like a turkey in the rain while you ignore my plight and the plight of the person to whom I can always defer that plight. And if that was MY thing, it is undeniably your fault. And no I'm not going to let you turn me into a cautionary tale. Stop trying to do what you are trying to do here. I was right. You were wrong to ignore me and AGAIN WRONG to try and give me my comeuppance. Someone is going to pay. They HAVEN'T YET PAID and it is both mandatory and avoidable and I'm not letting you erase me over shit I said on the internet."

by Hym Iam November 23, 2025

Jordan Hub

Jordan Hub (noun —slang)

Meaning: A person who is crazy good at basketball. Someone who can hoop anywhere, any time, any court. A natural bucket. The type who pulls up and instantly becomes the star of the whole gym.

“Bruh a real Jordan Hub—drop 30 without even sweating.”

“Don’t pick him up unless you ready to lose. That’s a Jordan Hub right there.”

“Whole court went quiet when he walked in. They knew the Jordan Hub showed up.”

“That nigga be ballin' like he in Jordan Hub I'm crying.”

by boimans November 30, 2025