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John-positive 

characterized by or displaying around 70 percent certainty.
Person 1: Looks like there's some traffic up ahead. Are you sure we'll make it in time?
Person 2: Pssh! I'm John-positive we will.
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John tanner 

Smelly kid who jacks off to teachers.
John tanner by The def master November 6, 2019

john and aidan 

the tightest of all homies, if you think you and your friend are tighter than them you're wrong
"yo man wheres your girlfriend"
"idk she said she was with john and aidan though"
"shes getting plowed rn"
john and aidan by 69peepeebutt69 December 4, 2019

John job 

When a man abandons his wife when she needs him most.
He did a John job on her!
John job by ZiggySharon December 16, 2019

John Chon 

John Chon has a HUGE PROBLEM!! He made a YouTube channel with his school email and he just

Look so crappy.
John Chon: man, you better run cuz I’m a CREEP
ME: AHHHH
John Chon by Hurricane Katrina 17 December 17, 2019

John Hines 

The fastest dude on the mf planet. Also the best flipper and break dancer around
Tom: you see that kid running
Bob: Who?

Tom: Nevermind he's already down the street
Bob: Oh it must be John Hines