January 21

National tall Best Friend Day oh, tell your short friend you're taller

BFF: hello
YOU: hi shorty

BFF: what?!
YOU: it's January 21

by ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ January 21, 2022

31th January

It the day you kiss a Russian man !

Man 1 : oh it 31th January!

Russian man : OH MAN KISS ME

man1: hell yess

*agressive make out*

by Ryoswirlix February 01, 2023

January 23 ,2003

A day in history when a Future president was born to lead america.

legends are born on this day January 23 ,2003

by matthew2040 January 22, 2021

1 january

the day you should ask say yes to your crush and start going out with them

thomas: will you finally say yes and start going out with me?
lucy: i’m not sure...
thomas: well you have to, it’s 1 january

by anonymous 1038 December 29, 2020

4 January

The person who was born on this day is my Husband, and he is a very nerdy nerd.

He sucks balls, and he is very mean to his wife :,(

Wow you are so rude, and you suck balls. You must be born on the 4 January.

by Ashdemos December 16, 2023

Jizzing January

The whole month is devoted to jizzing everywhere. pretty much the opposite of no nut November.

Every single girl fails jizzing January.

by Basscrack November 13, 2019

January 12th

January 12th is national Premier Inn day!
Everyone go to Rugby Town Premier Inn to celebrate

Person 1 - "hey I was at a premier inn on January 12th to celebrate national premier inn day"
Person 2 - "...."

by Ftfft2828 January 12, 2024