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January 26

Although it s Australia Day it is also #cantrejectday for those single people out there. On this day if you ask to go out with someone , ask someone to be your boyfriend/girlfriend or maybe even marry someone January 26th is your day to shine because guess what??? They can’t say no.
Girl: It’s January 26th will you be my boyfriend

Boy: no
Girl: but aren’t you Forgetting it’s January 26th and that means………
Boy: oh yeah then ok I’d love to
by Maylie nightcer December 23, 2019
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January

The cursed and worst month of the year. It is post-Christmas, and everyone is depressed. Famous borkers like Gabe and Boo died that month, and so have famous people. Winston Churchill, Coco Chanel, and Johnny Carson died in this wretched time as well.
Blake: uuuuugh
Erin: What is it?
Blake: January.
Blake and Erin: uuuuuuugh
by taco_55 January 22, 2019
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January 24 2022

January 24 2022 is when Erick and Jose start to kiss and remember their love for one another.
Today is January 24 2022 let’s kiss!
by FreddyFraz4 January 23, 2022
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January 18

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.
January 18
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."
by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019
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6 of January

People born on 6 of January were given like a gift, alike Jesus Christ in Orthodox. But they are always smarter and more experienced as they are some hours older than Jesus
OMG you were born 6 of January when Jesus was born, you're saint, you're gifted... Ahh no, that's 6 hours later, don't mind
by Orthodoxic_mouse November 21, 2021
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January 8th

A day for giving your girlfriend scenarios
Did you know that January 8th is my girlfriend's favorite day?
by PrettyPuppy17 January 8, 2024
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January 29, 2022

It is on this day that Petra and Wihan have made a promise to each other,
to share the rest of their lives and forever cherish one another.

For it was on this very special midsummer day

that Petra and Wihan would stand before all of their loved ones and say:
We take each other as man and wife,
for better or worse, together for life.
To Petra and Wihan. Married since January 29, 2022.
by Lienkie November 21, 2021
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