Jack off January 

This is the month that you have to jack off once everyday

its Jack off January now richard.

Jack off January by HIRO WOLF October 12, 2022

Just Jizz January 

1)The month where you have to jizz at least once a day

"Hey bro u failed Just Jizz January"
"Nah man im staying strong this year not finna fail cuh"

Just Jizz January by Noncy boi November 10, 2022

23rd of January 

The day you meet a beautiful woman whose name starts with M and then everyday after that, everything finally made sense.

“i adore you so much Megan”

“since the 23rd of January

23rd of January by 23sm23 June 20, 2023

7th of January

Give a boy your scrunchie day! If a boy asks for your scrunchie you have to give it to them

Boy: can I have your scrunchie

Girl: why do you want my scrunchie

Boy: because it’s 7th of January! You need to give me your scrunchie

7th of January by Kpoopie head January 6, 2020

4th January 

The 4th of January is national idiots day so if you’re born on January 4th you are an idiot

“Oh hey when your birthday”

“4th January”
“Hahaha dude you’re an idiot”

4th January by Suseesheep October 15, 2019

7th Of January

International motorboat day!

*motorboats a girl*
Female: “What was that for?”
Male: “It’s the 7th of January.”
Female: “Feel free to do that again then!”

7th Of January by ¥ungDaggerDick October 31, 2019

3 january 

Suck your boy best friend dick until is cumming=))

X:hey its 3 january !happy suck ur boy bsf dick!

3 january by Dreaming in hell January 3, 2022