Although it s Australia Day it is also #cantrejectday for those single people out there. On this day if you ask to go out with someone , ask someone to be your boyfriend/girlfriend or maybe even marry someone January 26th is your day to shine because guess what??? They can’t say no.
Girl: It’s January 26th will you be my boyfriend
Boy: no
Girl: but aren’t you Forgetting it’s January 26th and that means………
Boy: oh yeah then ok I’d love to
Boy: no
Girl: but aren’t you Forgetting it’s January 26th and that means………
Boy: oh yeah then ok I’d love to
by Maylie nightcer December 23, 2019

The cursed and worst month of the year. It is post-Christmas, and everyone is depressed. Famous borkers like Gabe and Boo died that month, and so have famous people. Winston Churchill, Coco Chanel, and Johnny Carson died in this wretched time as well.
by taco_55 January 22, 2019

by FreddyFraz4 January 23, 2022

January 18
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."
by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

People born on 6 of January were given like a gift, alike Jesus Christ in Orthodox. But they are always smarter and more experienced as they are some hours older than Jesus
OMG you were born 6 of January when Jesus was born, you're saint, you're gifted... Ahh no, that's 6 hours later, don't mind
by Orthodoxic_mouse November 21, 2021

by PrettyPuppy17 January 8, 2024

It is on this day that Petra and Wihan have made a promise to each other,
to share the rest of their lives and forever cherish one another.
For it was on this very special midsummer day
that Petra and Wihan would stand before all of their loved ones and say:
We take each other as man and wife,
for better or worse, together for life.
to share the rest of their lives and forever cherish one another.
For it was on this very special midsummer day
that Petra and Wihan would stand before all of their loved ones and say:
We take each other as man and wife,
for better or worse, together for life.
by Lienkie November 21, 2021
