Holy Crap

Taking a dump while reading the Bible.

Tim: I took a crap at church last Sunday .
Sarah: HOLY CRAP!!

by i.poop.in.church.69 May 13, 2018

the holy trinity of enhypen's

JAY, JAKE, SUNGHOON holy trinity 02z of ENHYPEN. They come from different countries and they are now together a member of Enhypen. Their visuals often get attention from both non-fans and Engene. You won't be able to resist the charm of the three of them.

Who is the most dangerous trio? Ahh the holy trinity of enhypen's it's JAY, JAKE, SUNGHOON they are so handsome.

by Taureanprili October 27, 2021

Holy Bubbles

A replacement for holy sh** but a kid friendly version when ur not allowed to cuss.

Boy: You passed your exam
Girl: HOLY BUBBLES

by 1Tacocat1 December 16, 2022

holiness church

Any of a group of churches emphasizing holiness, purity, and sanctification as a result of being filled with the holy spirit in a non-fundamentalistic manner.

The Wesleyan and the Nazarene are both members of a holiness church

by Jesuslover40 May 7, 2018

Holy Diamond

The Holy Diamond is a series of piercings which is all connected by 14 karot gold chains. The series starts at the ceptum, a small bar septum which goes to mid nostril on both sides. Then two chains from each side connect down to lower lip rings (yes this does make it hard to eat, but it’s a great weight loss program). From the lip rings it goes to the nips, then down from the nips it all connects and finishes up at the bellybutton

Zach: Did you see Paul’s Holy Diamond?

Daria: Yes! I can’t believe he actually got his nipples pierced for that!!

by bettytheyettislayer May 8, 2018

Holy Shade

When a Christian throws shade

Sister Mary: Bernice really needs to stop making a noise that's far from joyful. She's the reason why Jesus wept!

Sister Jenkins: Mary stop throwing holy shade in church!

by Tricktionary July 17, 2016

holy granoly

The greatest of all types of consumables. The term holy granoly can be used to describe anything from the greatest dick you’ve ever tasted to cheddar Chex mix.

“Yo I heard Janet got the Holy Granoly last night”

“This party better have some Holy Granoly or I’m gonna cut Brooke’s toe off”

by KindVonJesus May 19, 2018