A fucking idiot 

Riley White

Guy 1: Wow, Riley's a Fucking idiot.
Guy 2: Yeah.

A fucking idiot by BiggieCheese22 October 18, 2019

Queen of fucking everything 

The ultimate drama queen/attention seeker; likes to be at the centre of social scenes; tends to be bossy; delusional at times; prone to hissy fits; sulks when things are not going her/his way.

...he/she thinks they're the Queen of fucking everything
eg. Elton John, Kerry Katona, Katie Price, Jodie Marsh.

Queen of fucking everything by SophieT January 26, 2011

Big Fucking Spider 

A REALLY big spider with the seeming propensity to shred you tip to stern. When such spider walks, you can feel the fear through your feet, and the vibrations that it makes running after your ass. If you see one of these, you have one of 3 options.

-Run
-Get Eaten
-Start Praying

"Hey Jack, where did matt go?"
"I dont know for sure, but that really big fucking spider over there with a leg sticking out of its mouth sure looks suspicious..."

Big Fucking Spider by Sebas S December 13, 2008

ego fucking 

The art of having such a high opion of yourself, that your ego becomes a tangible object, and can thus be dangled into the gaping snatch of an eager beaver.

Did you see them head out for lunch together? I bet they are going to have a sweaty anonymous ego fucking session

ego fucking by Albert11 February 21, 2008

within fucking distance 

close proximity to the target of your sexual desires.

Although Adrian and Dao are within fucking distance, Adrian has yet to get any action.

within fucking distance by ashybutclassyintern September 12, 2011

feel fucking good 

That experience where your mind, body and spirit are consumed by the feeling of having captured the essence of life. Usually fleeting.

Just ate poutine. I feel fucking good yo

feel fucking good by fershits&giggles March 10, 2016

banana fucking 

The act of cutting a plantain to the length of your dick, extrtacting the contents from the peel, and FUCKING it

P1: My GF went on a trip tonight, so once she left, I restarted an old guilty pleasure...
P2: Oh?
P1: I did some banana fucking.
P2: You need help, bruh.

banana fucking by Doctor Fucker January 29, 2017