Cold

Being Cooler Than Everyone Else

Somebody broke into my ride and COLD macked it"

by Designed By Someone Oct 8 2007 October 12, 2021

cold hump

when you are horny in the winter and dont have a girl until the lust kicks in and fuck a snowman/women until you cant feel your dick

Man I was so horny last night that I cold humped my snowwomen

by : ? l October 14, 2021

Cold butter

A homoerotic substance. Use it to destroy your bread and never spread the way you want it to.

Tim: “I love cold butter.”
Tim’s Brother: “look that up on urban dictionary, I bet it’s Homoerotic.”

by GuyYouKnewInMiddleSchool October 27, 2021

Cold Throating

Cold Throating is when you choke on an ice cube and see if it takes longer for you to pass out or for the ice cube to melt.

Jim is turning red after cold throating his drink at Red Lobsters.

by Raremaxgamer July 25, 2021

Cold war

A period right after world war II when the soviet union & the united states decided to compete for who can build more dangerous weapons while not fighting each other because they'd definitely use their nukes on each other which would end up in nuclear fallout & the destruction of the entire planet which is why no military is ever allowed to use nukes. They're allowed to keep them though.

The cold war was like a very serious game show that the USSR somehow lost.

by A background character February 28, 2022

Cold Pasta

When Sexy Time Is Canceled, And Your Penis Has No Choice But To Be Flacid & Lifeless

"I Gave My Girlfriend A Yeast Infection Cause I Ate Her Out After Mouthwashing, Now I Have Cold Pasta"

by SupermanNextDoor May 12, 2021

cold call

tide its better in cold then hot turn to cold only for stone cold steve austin

better cold then hot cold call

by lilelf223 August 11, 2021