The urinal countdown

The last ten seconds to make it to the toilet before you wet your pants.

Outta the way you lot! I’ve gotta get to the loo. I’m gonna pee my pants in about 5 seconds! I’m halfway through the urinal countdown!

by Nuphagus December 19, 2019

I can count

It's two words I know that because I can count.

Billy : I can count
Bob : ok then how many letters is that
Billy : two
Bob : good job

by i give up on finding a name January 13, 2021

taking the 8 count

Waiting til the last second before getting up and getting back into the game

Leave me alone! I'm not drunk!! I’m just taking the 8 count! I'll be there in a second!!

by anonymous January 15, 2021

Get your dick off my counter

When someone is invading your personal space, their dick is on your counter. To get them to back off, you say "get your dick off my counter."

Dude, you need to back up off me! Get your dick off my counter!

by Capn Fantastick April 19, 2018

Counter Strike

The worst thing to happen to humanity since Runescape. Fan Boys will play this game for hours on end while drinking bawls or Red Bull. And then will accuse everyone who beats them at it of being a hacker.

Words can't express my hate of this game.

by iwannabeanalcoholic May 19, 2005

counterintuitive

the act of dating an under classmen that is at least 2 years younger than you

a senior dating a sophmore while both are still in highschool

"Oh hes dating that sophmore?"
"Yeah that is pretty counterintuitive"

by wack guy February 3, 2012

Counter-Gotcha

A gotcha that's only applicable when the other person's attempt to surprise has failed.

Person 1: I took your phone man. Gotcha
Person 2: I already sold your, counter-gotcha.

by Gotcha November 25, 2004