New-car-sal

What southerners call Newcastle.

"You going up New-car-sal this weekend?"

"Yeah man, new-car-sal's where it's at"

"It's not, but hey"

by TalangLOL May 1, 2010

Minnesota Car Wash

Your wife gives you a drunken blowjob in her 1998 Lexus and after you finish you slap her in the face with your now limp cock. Otherwise known as a great Friday night.

We had so much to drink last night I got a "Minnesota Car Wash" while we were parked in the driveway!

by mrs May 2, 2014

Backseat car boner

When your sitting in the backseat and the vibrations from the road, engine, and the transmission give you a boner

I hate riding in the backseat, I always get backseat car boners

by Oujidon January 5, 2018

Pre-wrecked Car

A pre-wrecked car is the ideal first car for a teenage boy, to be bought by his parents for his graduation. Since it has been demolished and nearly totaled it will be very safe for him to drive until he can afford a real car. Nobody will want to even drive close to him because they will think he is a dangerous driver just from the look of the car.

When Zit's parents presented him with his Pre-wrecked Car, Zit said :"I will not be caught dead driving that thing", to which his parents answered:"Exactly, you will not be dead in this car since it does not go over 35 miles an hour, another good feature of a "pre-wrecked car". His parents also added :"nobody will get close to this car, only a brand spanking new one is targeted for accidents".

by llamacat88 April 21, 2012

Car crash fetish

A Car Crash Fetish is someone who has a fetish of car crashes (Or someone who finds enjoyment or who is aroused by cars crashing), it was created by weird YouTube kids videos (sonic ones mostly).

"I have such a Car Crash Fetish it's not even funny"

by A wondering traveler June 25, 2022

Fluffy E-car

Very fluffy
Likes cates and also ducks
Leader of the e-car gang
Not sus/fat
Kinda cute

Fluffy E-car is not sus at all

by Judge Duck 🎁 February 1, 2022

1989 lincoln town car

The lincoln towncar aka the beast named for its abnormally long size, usually driven by those of darker decent, almost always equipped with a massive subwoofer accompanied by an even larger trunk rattle.
many define it as a pimpmobile or a crank car.

Joe: "Dang check out that 1989 lincoln town car what a pimpmobile"
Dan: "It sounds like bass mixed with soda cans"
Joe: "i dont care that car is pimp"

by Trigga19 April 13, 2009