call the boss

Euphemism for Masturbation. What the cable installer is really doing when he says he has to go back to his truck to call his boss.

Also derived from the idea that the penis makes any decisions in men's lives, and is therefore "the boss."

I had a rough day today. I'm going t go home, open a beer, and call the boss.

by McDeac March 5, 2015

shake hands with the boss

To urinate (male, semi-vulgar)

I'll be back in a minute, I'm going to go shake hands with the boss. *heads off to bathroom*

by Dr Akula May 18, 2015

awesome possum blossom

White supremacists

Paul is such an awesome possum blossom.

by DaScandinavian June 29, 2015

shotgun the boss

A term used when playing the game destiny and doing a strike, raid or any other activity that involves killing a boss at any point throughout. If someone shotguns the boss then they are Kentucky fried fucks who don't know how to play the game. To shotgun the boss you have to run up to the boss close enough to be melee attacked and shoot them once with a shotgun, as a result of this, death. If someone does this then they are not a team player and only want to get kills

"Hey Callum, liams running out to shotgun the boss again, shall we leave him."

"that sounds like a good idea lets ask Ethan if he wants to do this instead."

by mass debate October 17, 2015

water your blossom

When a young girl goes pee-pee

Grannie says,"Make sure you water your blossom before you go to bed, Sweetie."

by Maggy Cole November 22, 2015

Like A Boss

How something should be done.

Do homework like a boss.
Pass a test like a boss.
Finish high school like a boss.
Drink some Mountain Dew like a boss.

by Twight0931 February 12, 2017

rico tha boss

Musical genius from the backwoods of magnolia, arkansas. Affilated withe the west side of magnolia, arkansas and the west ross piru street gang. Released his first original track in august of 2016 entitled "Retros". With a rough background, his music combines the gritty street lifestyle with a from nothing to something and no looking back type of flavor. Some alternative names associated with this artist include: Boss, Boss B, Ricky Boss B, Rico, and Boss Boi.

Rico tha boss is tha best artis in the world.

by Southern ASCAP associate May 24, 2017