Jesus Boner

When you are flaccid, but you really need to get up in there...You pray to Jesus and he delivers a massive boner.

"Please give me this Jesus boner, Christ. To fuck this chick/dude!"

by TheBonePolice January 09, 2019

Boner Killer

9/10 math teachers and English teachers

Damn dude, my math teacher, Mrs. Bowman, is such a boner killer

by Cum is stored in your mother April 21, 2022

Rona Boner

When you get Covid after fucking someone who was positive to Covid when you fucked them.

1: “The guy I fucked last week had Covid and now I have Covid”
2: “Ahh, you got the Rona Boner. Was it worth it?”
1: “The D was totally worth getting the ‘rona for”.

by Yaki_Nori July 01, 2022

Kanye Boner

The boner one gives himself when he thinks about how good he banged that chick last night, last week... a year ago

Mate massive Kanye boner right now , I’m so good at fucking

by Justjump2012 August 24, 2017

Pants Boner

when your pants folds up making it look like you have a boner but it really just your pants folding up

Girl #634956893486: OMG do you have a boner?
Boy#539084647452: no its just a pants boner, see its my pants
girl#634956893486: no, you're just excited to see me

by TheRealPewdsisme September 21, 2019

boner boulavard

a street for horny people

i friend lives on boner boulavard

by flyingshelf3480 June 01, 2018

Thought Boner

A thought so goode, so magnificent, that if you follow the thought one can see it ending in some euphoric state.
A thought, often times elegantly simple, that causes one to get excited. The thought boner is often detected by others when the thinker pauses mid-sentence and smirks.

A cross between a brain boner and thought bubble.

AM: "Hey did you get that work done?"
BP: "I'm pushing the buttons as fast as i can, i want to do it right.. what ? whats that face for"
AM:......
AM: "thought boner about button...doing it right.."

by Frank Darkholer Spankadocious January 20, 2018