Adam Shoomook

An Adam Shoomook is a true bruh moment because his dad doesnt exist
(Bruh moment here)

He aa-rab and gonna blow up something soon so run.(Bruh)
He has spagoot in his hair ever sincer he blew up that Chinese restaurant (BRUH)

Example 1)
White person:OH MY GOD A SCHOOL IS BLOWN UP
Adam Shoomook: Bruh moment *He hides the explosives up his anus for later*
White Person: Bruh moment

Example 2)
White person: OH MY GOD ITS A BLOOD FEST
Aa-rab: Nah its just adam shoomook

by I but a chocolate man in jail October 9, 2019

Beverly Adams

A crazy Robot ass-burger math teacher who has the waist of Timmy turners mom with her pants up to her belly button and has pointy boobs. who is crazy. and likes to fail my criminal justice students. at Vincennes Rivet high school

Beverly Adams is what we call in the police Business a 10-96

by Joe Hopf January 16, 2020

adam jones

he’s a guitarist in sm6band and he owns the hashtag saveadam2020, he loves making tiktoks with his family like the dont flinch challenge btw they are the kings and queens of elite tiktok

y/n: Look its Adam Jones! He’s so fricking hot!
Merida: yeah❤️ he’s definitely packing

by lynxort June 23, 2020

adam

white guy that says the n word way too much

"adam needs to stop saying the word!"

by mr. hottie suck me February 26, 2024

dirty adam

When a guy eats his friends female relative out at the cinema next to him and throws up after

"Im gonna bring my cousin to the cinema with us"
"Which one? Alyssa?"
"Yeah, just dont pull a dirty adam on her"

by hoe snatcher September 5, 2024

Adam

The best safety in the WPIAL and a serious dog enthusiast. Brightens the entire room he’s in. probably because his teeth are so big, bright, and beautiful. Has the curly hair just like jack harlow. Scared to show his true country origins at school, so he hides it behind a pair of gray sweatpants. Big ole mamas boy and definitely chows down when he gets a meal in front of him. follows the big three on tiktok: breckie hill, sommer ray, and anna frey. He makes up for it with his silly tiktok profile pic so that no hot girls will follow back. Does not wear high socks with cuffed sweats, but probably should start. Do not sit in his seat if you know it is his because he doesn’t like change. Overall his dashing personality and awesome looks overcome all of his negative traits. Get yourself an Adam.

“Did you see Adam get that interception last night?”

“yeahh stew goes crazy on that field”

by A.S. Muncher April 3, 2024

Adam

When you first meet him he is a little shy, but later you will find out about his real self and you will love and appreciate it. He doesn’t like to be around a lot of people and he is not into partying either.He would rather just sit outside and watch a sunset or would go out for a long ride with some Pop Smoke, then go drinking with a bunch of people. He is not into BS so you stay real with him or you stay away from him because loyalty and love is everything he asks for. He would never hurt someone or do them dirty because he is the most amazing person on this earth, people should actually pay him for breathing the same air as we do. He is popular, good looking, good doing and the best person ever. If Adam opens up to you once, you should never use that against him because if he opens up to you, that means that he really trusts you and that’s something you should not use.

Adam gives out big D energy ( lucky his wife ), tbh lucky everyone who has him in his life. Adam is : Smart, Funny, Very fucking good looking, has the best Humor and a lot of love to give. He would never hurt you or do you wrong he has the biggest heart ever and deserves the whole wide world and even more.He is one of the Most carrying people and would do anything for you as soon as you got him 💯. He would do anything for you once you are really worth it.
Everyone should appreciate him because if not he got someone who is ready to swing on anyone who even looks weird at him.

~ Ily

Adam : LETS KIDNAPP KARTOSHK!

by wifey duh September 8, 2020