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Wet Walter 

A "Wet Walter" is a step up from what is known as a "Wet Willy". During this act, a woman (or man) sticks their fingers in an aroused vagina to lubricate their fingers, and then when the other person least expects it, they stick those fingers in unsuspecting victim's ear.
Dude 1: "Man... I was watching some television last night, and my girlfriend came behind me and stuck her wet fingers in my ear."
Dude 2: "I appreciate her old school cool with the Wet Willy attack."
Dude 1: "Nah man. They were in her cooch first. Not her mouth. It was a Wet Walter."
Wet Walter by Karl and Eustace December 15, 2014
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a wanker if someone who has a "wank"

which means to masterbate.... and the hand sign for this is a "knuckle shuffling motion"
Wanker by dtest March 2, 2003
Term used to define a human with idiotic tendancies, someone who is nasty, or anyone whom you may show dislike toward.
Wanker by -Esca- November 21, 2007
walter a gay faggot who has a gay crush for xavir, they bo;th have a small penis.
willieis walter gay
walter by willie fag April 17, 2013
A Football Referee - globally used as a very catchy chant when a wrong decision is made.

"The referee's a Wanker"
wanker by Ag2k5 December 28, 2005
Someone who loves oneself
Person 1: (Insert something about being better than anyone else)

Person 2: You utter wanker!!!
Wanker by Fuck You April 7, 2005

walkerness 

Being so incredibly awesome, that the mothers of your friends pay more attention to you than their child.

People described as being 'walker' are generally attractive, and their comedy and charm attracts the attention of many people of the opposite sex.
"Son, who is that boy over there?"

"That's (insert incredibly awesome person's name here)."

"Invite them over, they're so walker/ i can sense their walkerness from all the way over here..."
walkerness by Some dumb blonde girl September 21, 2011