1. A Belgian waffle topped with a drizzle of the remaining contents of a douche bag.
2. That cheese dick mother fucker whom cuts you off in traffic, honks horn, drives too slow, or just plain looks like a assjacker. (i.e. Harris of kades)
2. That cheese dick mother fucker whom cuts you off in traffic, honks horn, drives too slow, or just plain looks like a assjacker. (i.e. Harris of kades)
Mmmm. A douche waffle sure would hit the spot right at this very moment...said nobody ever. Or, people who shoot 14 year old kids are douche waffles.
by ScottiePG.C July 13, 2016

Person 1: “Have you tried the Tallahassee Waffle House yet?”
Person 2: “Absolutely, Waffle Housing is amazing!”
Person 2: “Absolutely, Waffle Housing is amazing!”
by WH262 February 27, 2018

Yummy! Blue Waffles!!!
by Bighunkyman August 25, 2021

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by jackanator38 July 2, 2018

The froggy waffles is the name given to a large group of absolutely amazing people. They can be relatively strange but great fun. They often get called junkies but they really aren't. An individual member of the group is called a froggy. Their natural habitats are in the woods setting trees on fire, falling over on the streets or shagging in their friends house. The froggy waffles favourite emoji is: 😏, and they put it after most sentences. They are often mean/nasty to eachother but we all love eachother really.
by A gurkie October 18, 2020
