The Silly Sausage

Where a woman is giving you a blow job and you tickle her as you are about to cum.

I gave her The Silly Sausage last night and she couldn’t stop laughing

by Mothicania September 15, 2025

Camel sausage

The imprint of a man's genitalia through his clothing. The male version of a camel toe

Did you see Larry at the gym today? You could see his camel sausage right through those gray sweatpants

by Fordguy301 January 27, 2022

How The Sausage Gets Made

When a man is jacking off while taking a shit.

“Ah man we learned how the sausage gets made last night, wink wink…”
“This is why we don’t hang out Dave”

by ImsorrybutIhadtoo January 7, 2022

Bastard sausage

A term to describe someone who has been very stupid, or idiotic at something but you aren't mad at them. You just want to call them out for the mistake that they made and how much of an idiot they are

Oh my god, how could you of done this. You are such a bastard sausage

by donkeyandshrek January 14, 2021

Sausage Washing

The phrase "Sausage Washing" refers to where one man has intercourse with women or seeks to get his sausage washed.

Ashley got his 'Sausage Washing' in Bodmin

by TheCheeseMasher August 26, 2022

Sausage Roll Cannons

When you roll so much sausage that your forearms blow up to the size of a Cannons.

"Fuck Alex has some big Sausage Roll Cannons he must really be into power lifting, Nah man he just rolls alot of sausage."

by The Ginger Tornado July 11, 2025

Sausage Mouth

Someone who's love of sausages is so extreme it has completely altered the smell of their breath to what can only be decribed as entering a room that has been scented by sausage candles. You may think this sounds like a delightful smell....you would be very wrong

Edwards don't you breath on me you've got sausage mouth

by SGW86 December 5, 2014