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The Salads

by tk1995 June 4, 2018
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potato salad

when you carve a hole in a potato and nut into it before putting it in a girl and fucking her brains out
" ay man did you hit last night"
"yeah i gave her the old potato salad"
by anonymous January 28, 2022
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baby salad

The perfect combination of infanticide and cannibalism: a baby salad is baby entrails and organs mixed and minced either in a bowl or on a sacrificial shrine, and then perhaps consumed.
Abraham almost made a baby salad from his son Isaac, but then God stopped him. singular form

The Fore people of Papua New Guinea had a kuru epidemic, because they had too many baby salads. plural form
by x3mbo September 24, 2018
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Hairy sloppy salad

A hairy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting
Dude: Bae give me a hairy sloppy salary

His girl: a wha-?

A hairy sloppy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting
by yourmcmdied September 22, 2019
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Salad

I-generation term for something really good. Antiquated synonyms include Top-Draw, Aces, Hep, Groovy, Farout, Dope, Awesome, Dank, Lit and Gucci.
"Check Brittany's Tik Tok, it's Salad"
by Fresh Produce January 15, 2021
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Mc salad

If you have ever entered a McDonald's store you might have seen on some coupons a hefty salad carrying the same ingredients as your fatty big mac. One might think, salad is healthy ayyy. WRONG, that salad weighs more than a newborn baby and has enough cals, fats, carbs and even sugar to run a 2 ton elephant. If your on a diet and want some Salad i suggest eating the cardboard that its served on. So instead of eating a entire Mukbang in one sitting by yourself why not try some plain kale with a few croutons. Now, if you arent concerned about your waist line you might want to consider the countless articles stating that MacDonald salad's contains parasites. If I where you I would get a Mcrefund. (haha very funny ik)
normal dude : Hey dietitian, do you think I lost a few kilo's?

dietitian : I think you have been chugging down on some Mc salad.
by Dr.Mali July 27, 2020
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Salad

salad pronounced "Sall-ard" is when ones face, (with or without makeup) is a plain fuckin mess
did you see betty lou? she was really looking a bit salad
by lach010203 September 21, 2020
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