Russian Straw

When a woman sucks your cock while giving a boob job

Erika couldn't give a Russian straw her boobs are too small

by Bumber Bork May 24, 2025

russian food

It's fucking grouse, it tastes like dog shit. I recommend throwing it out the window or at your evil Russian step mum.

Evil Russian; come and eat we are eating Russian food.
2 seconds later.
Evil Russian; why is the window smashed?!

by Not a Russian December 02, 2016

Russian Bear

1. A coward who talks themselves up to be more powerful than they really are.

Look at those brave Russian bears fleeing from their trenches. Haha, the last one even soiled himself. Those Russian bears are only brave when they are standing over 10 year old girls.

by Voted Coalition and regret it July 04, 2023

russian minion

something that you type when you're bored and confused

"I like russian minions, green eyes, brown hair, muscular, atleast 170 pounds."

by RussianMinion May 18, 2022

Russian road-head

Instead of passenger performing fellatio on the driver, "driver blows you..."

I got Russian road-head last Tuesday.

by Slayerwolf359 June 06, 2021

Russian road-head

Instead of the passenger performing fellatio on the driver, "driver blows you!"

I got Russian road-head last Tuesday!

by Slayerwolf359 June 06, 2021

Russian Raisin

The act of inserting a metal rod (or sound) into the male urethra while simultaneously inserting a metal plug into the anus ensuring prostate contact.
Electrical current is then passed through the 2 metal objects creating a feedback loop draining the testicles of semen completely causing them to shrivel up like raisins.

"You cant give him a Russian Raisin, he wont survive!"
"If he dies, he dies..."

by Jacky Daytona September 25, 2023