Anna Kelly

the most basic, ugliest, annoying, no a$$, no boobs, flatter than a board, no curves, big forehead, tries too hard to fit in but secretly everyone talks about her, obsessed with landen. calls other people “ho3s”, but missed 8 girls in one night. talks sm, and is going to get rocked in the face.

random person: “she has b00bs”
random person: “where? she’s flatter than ground.”
Anna Kelly is very much hated.

by urgoldfish February 25, 2022

smellen keller

A wet willy, but done with one’s but juices instead of spit. Blindfolds are optional

Did that b*tch just smellen keller me?

by DahMayor March 12, 2022

Marlie Kelly

Kind very funny…. Boys always like her but never make a move, so she’s always single.. her life is very fun and exciting . Usually marlie keeps her grades good and is very kind and loving to those who are good to her. She is a bitch if you talk about her. Don’t embarrass her or she’ll body slam you!!

Yoooo look at that fine girl over there… “that’s marlie Kelly”- jamarcus

by Hot moms😍😍 April 20, 2022

Momma Kelle

A woman of such stature.
Her thickness is unimaginable.
She gives birth to the most attractive children. Plus Mark.
She could stomp on your balls, and you would apologize.

Damn. Momma Kelle.

I am trying to get with that.
Oh man, I wish she wasn’t taken by Albert.
I wish those feet pics were Momma Kelle’s and not Hunter’s.

by Fastboimillo May 16, 2022

Tashi Kelly

Someone consistent in your life, who’ll undoubtedly be there for you no matter what

She’s a Tashi kelly , a good person

by Sodaa.!? June 3, 2022

R Kelly

A person who is sentenced to 30 years in prison

Person 1:you know r Kelly was sentenced to prison…
Person2: wth 😭

by Twizzy ya boi June 29, 2022

kool kelly

Music lover, music fan, lover of underground music, music festival documentarian. Underground band interview. Aspiring musician with Krypnotic Khaos. Koolest chick on the planet

Hey that band is amazing they need to get on Kool Kelly’s podcast.

by KKG45 July 1, 2022