Cum Cork

That extra bit of semen that stays in your urethra post-ejaculation.

Dude, after banging my girlfriend, I took a piss and shot a massive cum cork

by Allybabba August 3, 2012

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cum-slut

me, i am the definition of a cum slut.

Melanie is my little cum-slut

by i love yeat April 5, 2022

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Cum Delivery

When your whore of a mother has sweaty sex with the greasy local UPS guy and then suspiciously has an equally greasy baby 9 months later

Nosy neighbor 1: I saw Sheryl receiving a cum delivery with the UPS guy Steve today!
Nosy Neighbor 2: God I'd kill for a Cum Deliver right now
Nosy Neighbor 1: What?

by Mr.Diddler March 5, 2019

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Monke Cum

A type of lollypop with a buttery taste, they are usually white in color and are the enemy of 2nd German Reich.

Bro i want some of that Monke Cum.

by frankreich October 28, 2020

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cum sock

the sacred rag, typically stashed under ones bed. used when one is horny

bro, you want a tissue?
Nah, ill just use my cum sock!

by ILoveDickCheese69 March 23, 2023

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Cum Carnival

When two people are engaged in intercourse behind a fan and a male ejaculates into the fan which then causes the load to fly all throughout the room landing on the clowns who happen to be there.

Man I was at Hammers party this weekend watching some football when the Cum Carnival came into town and blasted myself and a few unsuspecting people in the face, shirt, and even poor Keith’s mouth. I think he opened his on purpose.

by Tee Cee Deez August 8, 2021

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