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ZESTY BONER

Mark: stop being a zesty boner

Cam:what does that mean

Andrew: when your gay and get an erection
Cam: Oh I have a Zesty boner
by Big rock beater April 25, 2023
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Stress Boner

The erection men get after a fight-or-flight event.
Man, that boulder just started falling, and I was like HOLY SHIT, and I barely got out of the way, and now I have a stress boner.
by mpmaupin November 26, 2019
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pvp boner

A pvp boner, or player vs player boner, is the undying urge to fight a random person in a game because you have nothing else to do.
Person 1: hey man do you wanna 1v1?
Person 2: No, don’t you have anything better to do?
Person 1: Sorry man, I just have a pvp boner
by Trisauce May 19, 2023
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Boner Fest

A gathering of people who have a hard on for feeling like they're saving the day. This festival typically takes place among the various fields of Emergency Services. Too many units respond to a scene and everyone gets a hard on and measures the size of their dicks. Talking over each other on the radio, unnecessarily calling for a life flight bird, running emergency traffic to non emergency calls, etc."

You can typically expect a Boner Fest of enormous proportions when there is a house fire, vehicle fatality, and of course the timeless unidentified liquid sitting on the side of the road in a jug. Could be piss, could be a nuclear chemical but hells bells who cares? I'm driving this fire truck out there with my dick hard as a rock until I get to the bottom of this.
"all the units are on scene and it's a damn boner fest."

"Don't tone out the fire department or it will turn into a boner Fest."
by Madam Poochaneenie June 13, 2017
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Loner Boner

The phase where one enjoys being alone and not in a relationship. After being single for many years enjoying the lone times and fearing the loss of that if they get into a commitment.
Why is Alison single, is she seeing someone? Nah she got the loner boner
by Socio-psychopath April 27, 2021
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Stoner Boner

When a person is high and gets horny
Person 1: Bro, are you hard?
Person 2: Don't worry about, it's just a Stoner Boner
by JFKXp3r13nc3 May 3, 2020
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bacon boner

1. when you like bacon so much, just the thought of it gives you a raging one

2. an intense craving for bacon. failure to satisfy this craving results in a psychological and abdominal suffering that surpasses the ache of blue balls.
(watching family guy)

friend 1: hey man why the hell do you have a boner?

friend 2: it's a bacon boner.

friend 1: oh okay thats cool man.

friend 2: wait why the hell do you have a boner?

friend 1: lois has nice tits.
by bacon3490745 May 23, 2012
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