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Sitting Shower

The action of when your legs are simply to tired to stand but you want to take a shower. So instead of a regular shower you lay your items of body soap and hair products on the floor of ur bath, turn the shower on, and sit untill you’ve finished washing yourself.
“Hey, you going to take a shower”.
“Nah, I think I’ll just take a sitting shower”.
by 707 lololol June 18, 2019
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shower for an hour

this is completely necessary when you come home way too high and you need to quickly sober up. a shower is the best way to get parent ready. eyes red still? say you got shampoo in them. truly genius and is garunteed to work. bonus: it’s a known fact that a high shower is the best shower.
friend one: bro i smoked too much bro
friend two: take a shower for an hour you’ll be golden
by fuckalight March 2, 2019
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April Shower

An uncommon party trick that involves a male urinating between the legs of a urinating female while she is seated on the toilet - A true crowd-pleaser.
Remember the April Shower that Jack gave his girlfriend at that hotel last year?
by NardHipples March 3, 2019
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Shower

The word “shower” comes from “show her” an action where a girl sits inside a class box naked and gets sprayed by water in a strip club.
Being inside a space getting sprayed by water is what a normal person would call a shower.
by Antioxidanti March 14, 2019
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Bizzness Shower

A bizzness shower is like a baby shower. Instead of showering your preggers friends with blue and pink gifts you get to raise your champagne glasses to a new venture. Way more fun!
On Friday we get to go to another bizzness shower! So glad we get to drink instead of have cupcakes and tea.
by BetterWisser April 23, 2019
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Shower Head

Trying to take a piss directly after cuming and your piss goes in multiple directions.
1. Dude I just had a shower head
2. I just shower headed.
by ReDPeePee May 1, 2019
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Southern shower

When you take a shower to only wash off the bottom half of your body after jerking off on yourself.
Man I made such a mess jerking off I had to take a southern shower
by TMoney94 May 13, 2019
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