A sex moved best performed by two girls, lesbians or alike. Can be performed by a man and a woman but only best if the woman is on top.
One person plays the Badger, on their back. Maybe they wouldn’t be road-kill if a naked car (the other person) wasn’t about to drive over them! This is where the other person makes engine noises and ‘drives’all the way over the ‘badger’ ending with their vagina over the badger’s mouth, option to stay there for a bit, maybe the driver realises that they’ve just squashed a badger and needs some time to process it.
One person plays the Badger, on their back. Maybe they wouldn’t be road-kill if a naked car (the other person) wasn’t about to drive over them! This is where the other person makes engine noises and ‘drives’all the way over the ‘badger’ ending with their vagina over the badger’s mouth, option to stay there for a bit, maybe the driver realises that they’ve just squashed a badger and needs some time to process it.
by Peachypeachypoo August 27, 2018
Get the The Road-kill Badgermug. a)rules put in place to protect people who can't drive.
b) Rules put in place to annoy people who can drive
b) Rules put in place to annoy people who can drive
by Da Docta July 18, 2003
Get the road rulesmug. To spray Febreze Lysol or some room freshener on ones clothing quickly when one doesnt have time to shower.
guy 1: damn i gotta go on a date but i dont have time to shower!
guy 2: dude dont worry just road shower
guy 2: dude dont worry just road shower
by expertoneverything September 11, 2010
Get the Road Showermug. 1: Did you see that Texas Road Mouse?
2: Yeah, tried to hire her once, but she was so shy I had to ask for a refund
2: Yeah, tried to hire her once, but she was so shy I had to ask for a refund
by Hjabajbabhaba April 19, 2018
Get the Texas Road Mousemug. by jam July 9, 2003
Get the road rulesmug. by Brawny Martin January 13, 2008
Get the road funkmug. 