Mega gay long machete

something I wrote outside with chalk while talking to my friend.

Emma: hey remember mega gay long machete?
Me: yeah when you were telling a story about some dude with a long machete I added it to the "mega gay" I wrote

by GYARUGYARUGYARU September 3, 2024

Long

Who the fuck names their child this?

"Hey! have you seen Long?"
"No, I think he left earlier."

by friss June 28, 2023

long holes

A huge woman vagina

Oh baby fuck me and my long holes

by Bishop nigga February 27, 2017

Fisher Long

Gay furry with hair. Also a twink.

Woah, damn Fisher Long that's gay I think.

by GayFag1023456 October 31, 2017

Long Island Patty

The action of giving a rim job while intoxicated on heroin

“The Long Island patty I received yesterday from Jessica was insanely messy and she kept missing my anus because of all of the heroin she took”

by Appalachian Train Master April 10, 2024

Getting your long johns jimmy'd

Similar to getting stank on your hang low. However, this phrase refers to the flap commonly found on the hind quarters of flannel "long johns." To be on the receiving end of anal intercourse.

After noticing the sly look on his face Dan asked, "James are you getting your long johns jimmy'd?"

by Markusftr June 8, 2017

how long should i keep the poopy in

duct tape

me: hey doc i got another question for you i know you really liked the last one how long should i keep the poopy in like how long should i keep the duct tape in

by doccuh April 24, 2022