Human Privilege

Something that actually exists
Tristan: You know how some people bring up this so-called "White Privilege" and "Black Privilege"
Emily: Yes, I do, what about it?
Tristan: They are complete crap and they should really be going with Human Privilege if they want to talk about such things, since it actually exists, right?
Emily: Yes to both, 100%.
by PhoenixGamer34 May 28, 2021
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made up human

A person born w a penis who chops it off to a clit and vice versa.
What is that thing it might be one of those made up humans.
by Coach jbs dog March 07, 2023
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human laundering

Mistakenly used instead of human trafficking.

Trafficking in persons’ shall mean the recruitment, transportation, transfer, harbouring or receipt of persons, by means of the threat or use of force or other forms of coercion, of abduction, of fraud, of deception, of the abuse of power or of a position of vulnerability or of the giving or receiving of payments or benefits to achieve the consent of a person having control over another person, for the purpose of exploitation.
The cartels have been conducting human laundering.

Human laundering....isn't that like money trafficking?
by Racialthatsnotmyname July 11, 2022
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Lil human

A little human (kinda like a elf) watching over you when you sleep.

Origins from the cold north of the world.
by Sir Nicholas den tykke March 25, 2022
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Human Zamboni

The act of shoving push broom and floor squeegee handles into the anus and then walking backward to clean the ice between periods of a hockey game
"Want to go to Earl's party Saturday night?"

"Budget cuts to peewee hockey caused Wendell and I to volunteer as the Human Zambonis during the tourney. It takes a village dontcha know."
by moosedjelly February 06, 2025
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Human nature

A response when people say "Why, why?"
Mike: Why, why?
Jenny: Because it's human nature.
Mike: Why, why, does she do me like that?
by OPOIPOIPOIOP{ March 08, 2024
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Human nature

A simple response when people ask "Why, why?" This response is usually followed by with "Why, why, does he do me that way?" Commonly found in a song in Michael Jackson's "Thriller" album, although it is seldom used in conversations.
Jenny: Why, why?
Kelly: Because it's human nature.
Jenny: Why, why, does he do me that way?
by OPOIPOIPOIOP{ March 12, 2024
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