Human furniture is furniture in which a person's body is used as a tray, foot stool, chair, table, cabinet or other item. In some cases a sculpture of a human body is used instead. Examples of human furniture have appeared in modern art. It can also be found on BDSM practices like Forniphilia.
by KinkyTraveler April 24, 2023
Get the human furnituremug. When having intercourse with a African American woman, you ejaculate between her butt cheeks, you then proceed to smush her cheeks together, thus creating the Oreo
I can’t wait to see Jamal later. He’s gonna turn me into a human Oreo after we fight over the EBT card
by Mrente1997 June 1, 2019
Get the Human oreomug. 
One who takes part in the mainstream ideas/activities of the common people. ie : waring hats,sport viewing, alcohol consumption, standard TV watching.
by Grimydefwords February 24, 2017
Get the mainstream humanmug. "I haven't left the house in 12,856,195,683.6 days, because... humans."
"I rather spend extra money getting an item online than simply going out to get that item because humans exist."
"I rather spend extra money getting an item online than simply going out to get that item because humans exist."
by This is totally the definition November 23, 2021
Get the Humanmug. person 1: “hey-“
person 2: “is ur name max?”
person 1: “no”
person 2: “then shut up challenge, when the government said ‘human rights’, they never meant you. #SILENCEUNMAXVOICES”
person 2: “is ur name max?”
person 1: “no”
person 2: “then shut up challenge, when the government said ‘human rights’, they never meant you. #SILENCEUNMAXVOICES”
by lilispad June 15, 2021
Get the Human Rightsmug. A creature with very edible foreskin, especially in girth. Beat the meat of the creature to cook it on success.
by He/he/he/ha August 3, 2022
Get the Humanmug.