French Rico Suave

A dude (usually a buffoon) who's trying to approach & woo a female like he's some kind of ultra-smooth Casanova when he's more of an idiot than a high-class prospect.

"I remember back in the day when the internet was new, all of the men wanted to splat every woman and even other men with pictures of their penises and shit, as dick alone ruled the web. Now all of the same guys are out here trying to be French Rico Suaves and shit!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 4, 2023

french shot dog

a shot of wine taken with a french hot dog bun

"After a long day , José took a french shot dog, and said, 'I don’t know about the French, but this wine and pan de perro are muy bueno!'"

by anonymous March 24, 2025

French Toaster

A person who panic buys food staples at the first hint of a snow storm. Typically found in the Midwest, this type of shopper will stock up on 15 to 20 days worth of milk, eggs, and bread to ride out a one to two day snow event. What is ironic about the French Toaster is that they unwittingly bought the ingredients for, but very rarely make, French toast.

The Weather report calls for an inch of snow for tomorrow. I'll bet the French Toasters are emptying the shelves of milk, bread, and eggs again.

by The Reverand Doctor December 31, 2020

French Alarm Clock

The Act of preforming oral sex on your partner, so as to wake them from sleeping

"the morning after we hooked up, Stacy gave me a French Alarm Clock."

by Alejandro Cabello September 5, 2021

The French

A population of around 100 million people, with 67 million of them inhabiting the country of France, with its beautiful sights, mountains, and geographical location, generally characterized by their horrible temper, especially against foreigners, and their love for cigarettes, coffee, and worker strikes.

Let us take as an example, their anger towards tourists who use the language wrong, even though most of them don't even speak English all that well:

"Bonjour, j'aimerais avoir une croissant."
"C'est UN Croissant! Idiot! Golmon! Sale Bâtard! Vas te faire foutre!"

The French can be nice, especially when you know French. Unless if you're their boss. Or if you mix up "un" and "une".

by kk_a February 3, 2025

French Yogurt

When you french kiss a woman's vagina when she has a yeast infection

So I went over to Tina's house and French Yogurt her clitoris

by ShadowMoses117 January 3, 2018

French intersubjection

The conflation between the simple future tense and the present continuous tense in the French language.

(The functive (verbal) structure of the French language indicates that the future is already present).

In French intersubjection the phrase "am doing" has the same function as "will do" implying that will is a function rather than an action.

Ie. the future is extant (block time phenology).

by tomorrowtomorrow January 7, 2019