The phase where one enjoys being alone and not in a relationship. After being single for many years enjoying the lone times and fearing the loss of that if they get into a commitment.
by Socio-psychopath April 27, 2021
Get the Loner Boner mug.A description of the payment method for a good or service, the method consisting of the use of you or someone else's boner, in various ways. Pro boner payment is mutually exclusive will other forms of payment, as it is offered as a form of charity. Keep the tip.
I just couldn't think of a way to pay for his legal services... Until he offered me pro boner service!
by CakeBadger April 30, 2021
Get the Pro Boner mug.Something awful or distasteful either visually or mentally that causes a non-erect penis to retract inward like a frightened turtle.
Example 1. seeing that guy get hit in the balls with a rock gave me an anti boner. Example 2: watching the fat chilean mail woman bend over to pick up mail gave me an anti, bro
by makey0urselfs1ck October 14, 2012
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by Tobin Rawlins June 18, 2013
Get the Stub-Boner mug.The little man on the boat has a boat boner.
My girlfriend got a boat boner from watching The Notebook.
My girlfriend got a boat boner from watching The Notebook.
by The sailor August 1, 2013
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by Kfz August 18, 2013
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by Blackcox44859 September 6, 2013
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