When you're out and about picking up women with friends and you see one that you're unsure about and you start to say something like "That girl's pretty sexy" but you're friend with more taste interrupts you and says "That's a No Go Bro"
Guy 1: "You see that girl running in them tight booty shorts?"
Guy 2: "Nice ass however she's still a No Go Bro"
Guy 1: Damn... I'd still hit it
Guy 2: "Nice ass however she's still a No Go Bro"
Guy 1: Damn... I'd still hit it
by Chame1eons May 1, 2012
Get the No Go Bro mug.A guy who is overly concerned with diet and excercise, and has a habit of overcommunicating what he’s eaten.
“How was your date last night?”
“He was such a salad bro. He asked the waiter about the macros in the appetizer.”
“I like Ethan but he’s a real salad bro. He’s been doing keto for four years, and I can only handle so much kale in a week.”
“He was such a salad bro. He asked the waiter about the macros in the appetizer.”
“I like Ethan but he’s a real salad bro. He’s been doing keto for four years, and I can only handle so much kale in a week.”
by Sixtits February 16, 2019
Get the Salad bro mug.Guys in bands that live in total squalor. Bedroom usually has mattress on the floor with no linen and definitely no natural light. Cycles through partners more often than he changes his socks because he's a giant man child with addiction problems.
Expects any potential partners to be his mum and therapist but also be cool when he fucks other people on tour.
Expects any potential partners to be his mum and therapist but also be cool when he fucks other people on tour.
by Frankenbron August 5, 2019
Get the Band Bro mug.The bro grip- a guys trip staple. Where 1 guy lays down and begins to jack off, the others join hands around the jackers hand and assist in this action. Till all hands are soaked in triumphant ejaculation of man seed.
That bro grip on the guys trip last week was amazing.
After the bro grip, I found myself more connected to my group of friends.
After the bro grip, I found myself more connected to my group of friends.
by Guysjusthangingout February 21, 2019
Get the Bro grip mug.A person who abbreviates NHL to Chel even though it is one more letter. Chel Bro's are typically college who's favorite activity is watching hockey and drinking beer in a dorm.
Hayden's mom asked him to help bring in groceries, but was already in the third period of a Chel game. "Calm down you Chel Bro" She remarked.
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