Definitions by Sixtits

Salad bro 

A guy who is overly concerned with diet and excercise, and has a habit of overcommunicating what he’s eaten.

“How was your date last night?”

“He was such a salad bro. He asked the waiter about the macros in the appetizer.”

“I like Ethan but he’s a real salad bro. He’s been doing keto for four years, and I can only handle so much kale in a week.”

Salad bro by Sixtits February 16, 2019