hair boner 

Goose bump (AKA pilo-erection).

That song is so cool it gives me hair boners.

hair boner by Jeremy Sherman May 6, 2008

justice boner 

The feeling of excitement when exacting petty revenge, or simply witnessing someone get what they deserve.

1:
- "Hey, did you hear about the Westboro Baptist Church picketing a soldier's funeral this weekend?"
- "No, what happened?"
- "The police formed a barrier around the cemetery and arrested the ones that tried to get in. Gave me a raging justice boner."

2:

- "Remember how Jeff has been stealing my lemonade on his lunch break?"
- "Yeah, why?
- "Well, today I filled the bottle with my own urine instead, and I saw him try to drink it, then run into the bathroom and puke. HUGE justice boner."

justice boner by jet_tripleseven June 2, 2013

Banana Boner Jammer 

When you have a Boner, have your female accomplice smack your cock with a Banana until the Boner goes away.

Dude, I had a boner for like 4 hours for no reason and it hurt so I had your mom give me a Banana Boner Jammer .

Banana Boner Jammer by FatalBuddha July 19, 2009

Star Spangled Boner 

Used to refer to overzealous and poorly thought-out patriotism. If somebody is exhibiting these traits, it is said that they have a Star Spangled Boner.

I wish all these morons who are celebrating Osama Bin Ladin's death would put away their star spangled boners. It doesn't mean terrorism is over, and besides, everyone with half a brain knows 9/11 was an inside job anyhow.

Star Spangled Boner by WinterArmageddon May 29, 2011

street boner 

Someone that you see while walking down the street that is wearing an outfit so ridiculous that you can't even believe that this person is for real. Usually trying to be trendy but taking it wayyyy overboard.

OMG did you see that guy that was straight out of the Matrix? What a street boner!

street boner by bonerpolice June 29, 2008

fart on my boner 

An incident that occurs which causes feelings of disappointment.

That test totally farted on my boner.
I told her not to fart on my boner, but she told me the bad news anyway.

fart on my boner by stupidass January 16, 2006

Christmas boner

The raging stiffy that one gets at Christmas time, because of all the presents and holiday cheer.

Many people do not take down their christmas trees until after the new year, because they have some leftover Christmas Boner.

Christmas boner by Rick James, Beothch November 30, 2009