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Scottsdale 1-2 

Refers to an instance when one goes to release a fart and ends up sharting his/herself. The person then vomits as a result of the disgust from the sharting. To acheive a Scottsdale 1-2, the shart (1) must come before the ralphing (2).
I had Taco Bell for my last six meals, the Scottsdale 1-2 was virtually inevitable.

I totally pulled a Scottsdale 1-2 in class and blamed it on the fat chick next to me.
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You will always be my 1
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Girlfriend: that wasn’t a good kiss.

Boyfriend: its May 1st lets make it up then
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Guy: shii that girl is hot..
Other guy: ye she must be born may 1.
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Boy 1: *poops on floor*

Mom: WHAT ARE U DOING EW
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November 1 

November 1 ask your crush out and They can’t say no
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Jayden:no but today is November 1 so I can say ni so yes
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October 1 

Where the bitch named Kathryn was born
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