failroids

When you fail so much, it's like your a steroids for failing.

Teacher: "What's 2 + 2?"
Student: "18?"
Teacher: "No."
Student: "24?"
Teacher: "No."
Student: "Ok, 52 for sure."
Teacher: "Kid what are you on? Failroids?

by Hippie_Not_On_Crack April 20, 2010

Failcature

When an artist draws a caricature of someone and then it comes out looking absolutely nothing like the person they were drawing.

Person: Can you draw me?
Artist: Sure
(30 minutes later)
Person: OMG that looks absolutely nothing like me. Its a failcature

by LZfan229 April 25, 2010

Faildorable

being adorable, even when failing.

Or when you fail at something, and it's adorable

similar to awkdorable, the cuter you can be while failing the better, hence faildorable

by LeahLoveBmo April 29, 2010

Failbag

(adj) conjunction: failure at being a douche bag. Common place attractive girls go out with guys whom are douche bags i.e jerks. someone who is too nice to land a hot girlfriend.

I'll never get the head cheerleader I'm such a failbag.

by Ardent-Darkness May 24, 2010

failPod

A "jailbroken" iPhone/iPod Touch of any generation that crashes or does something negligible to its own health.

"Hey, why are you throwing that perfect iPod Touch away?!"

"Dude, the springboard crashed when I tried to download the fail button. It's not an iPod anymore, it's a failPod.

by ThexSuicidexT August 20, 2010

Failure Beard

A college tradition of people who go to learn. A student will cease shaving until that student fails an exam. Other students will usually place bets on who will have to shave first.

Doug and Tyler are growing failure beards. What's the pool up to?

by Beard of Win September 1, 2010

failitate

Facilitating something you know will fail.

Against my better judgement I failitated an intro between my idiot roommate and this VC buddy so he can pitch his new magic website idea. He's gonna get so crushed.

by tommypjr January 13, 2011