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Twatted

When Twitter denies your Tweet from being posted.
The President Tweeted his views of politics in this country, it was twatted when Twitter denied the tweet from posting.
by Frank Palace October 19, 2020
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Twat

One who ruins a good time and is always negative. They cant handle their liquor or crazy trips. A name to call someone to stop them from ruining a good time.
Stevie: Oh my god look at that girl puking up her vodka.
Holly: She's such a twat!
by chilllllllllllvibes November 28, 2012
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Hey look at that girl over there! She's a sophie bailie (twat)
by the moyster January 9, 2013
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Twat Swat

When engaging in sexual acts, the partner pats, slaps, or "swats" the females pussy in a rapid, repetitive manner in order to arouse the female.
Once I gave her a few Twat Swats, she was hornier than a peacock.
by AmericanBadass January 23, 2013
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twat twizzler

The opposite of fag hag. A fat straight male who hangs with the lesbians... Usually with teeth missing, dirty fingernails, stinky feet, a bad sense of style, muddy shoes, body odor, talks about sheep a lot, and doesn't get asked to prom... Not even by a bregunt.
"look at that group of dykes and their twat twizzler. He only hangs out with him because they can't smell his feet. You know those girls have a fishy odor up their snouts from their nightly sexual adventures.
by Night Pants July 8, 2012
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twat turnstile

town slut, everybody in town has been thru it at some point
"of course she did him-she aint nothin but a twat turnstile"
by lovinsib July 23, 2012
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twat stalk

verb. to unhealthily idolize, follow, or communicate with another individual via twitter.
You: Who beat up Chris?
Me: Arnold Schwarzenegger
You: Why?
You: Because Chris began to twat stalk his daughter after meeting her in a Malibu boutique store.
by ssmmaasshh July 25, 2012
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