Randomly having socks appear in your pockets, You try to remember how it got there, until you remember having your socks snatched by a gay dude, so you sneek in his house suck his toes in retaliation
Richard is a certified to be The Sock Sorcerer, so much in fact he moaned like hisoka when suckin on abduls toes
by IssaMysteryy January 19, 2020

by logasdhasdjahsdkjhasjhkjhk May 31, 2022

by Micromanagingperson June 3, 2024

A Bus Sock is a term used by touring production crews (a.k.a Roadies) to define a sock used to contain ejaculate from having illicit wanks on the tour bus. The use of a bus sock avoids having to dispose of tissues (wank rags) or collecting wanker's crisps in the bunk of the tour bus, as the Bus Sock can simply be reused until the bus arrives at its destination and then thrown into the laundry.
My bus sock is very crispy and needs washing out.
Rory thought he was being smart by using a bus sock instead of tissues, but the whole bus knew he was knocking one out anyway.
Rory thought he was being smart by using a bus sock instead of tissues, but the whole bus knew he was knocking one out anyway.
by CarpMagic December 17, 2019

A piece of cloth used to suffocate a body part and cause a large amount of sweat to form in order to produce a toxic like substance between toes.
Adam and Eve were in the garden, they ate the apple and then God came down and gave them socks as punishment.
by truely sass February 21, 2018

by Librose January 1, 2020

1. Gangster 1: "Yeah, I popped a cap in his ass after I had to reach for my Glock."
Gangster 2: "Nice, bro, that's why you gotta wear Glocks on socks
2. "I jizzed but I did not clean my sock. I just left some Glocks on socks in there"
Gangster 2: "Nice, bro, that's why you gotta wear Glocks on socks
2. "I jizzed but I did not clean my sock. I just left some Glocks on socks in there"
by Poepsla October 14, 2021
