Ding Dong Suck

go door to door & ask boys if they want their dick sucked.

Hey Rachel lets go play ding dong suck

Ding Dong Suck by SexyBaby123456789 June 25, 2010

I wanna suck your dick letter 

Words that that suck up you know writes to your professor/boss Its pretty much something super kiss ass that someone says or writes

Kissass: Omfg I love your hair, I just wanted to compliment you on the amazing way you hold your pen, also I just wanted to clear, that I agree with everything you say! :D

You, who went through your boss' email: ahahaha WOW THIS IS THE BEST I WANNA SUCK YOUR DICK LETTER, yet! where is that forward button?

I wanna suck your dick letter by Suckdickletter February 17, 2009

Yankees Suck 

A phrase said immediately before the phrase "look at our fish"

"Yankees suck! Look at our fish."

Yankees Suck by Captain Ed August 6, 2004

the 900 to suck my cock 

a new trick tony hawk does in his latest gayporno skate video.

"I dont want to watch any more god-damn skate videos! I wouldn't watch it even if he did a 900 to suck my cock!"

the 900 to suck my cock by PaulJar the Pornostar November 15, 2003

drive like suck 

when a car is said to "drive like suck," it means that there is some sort of mechanical issue with the vehicle preventing the overall comfort of the ride.

"Yo dog, this car drive like suck!" Well sir, what exactly is wrong with it? "It drive like suck!" Well sir, I can't exactly tell the mechanic at the shop that it simply drive like suck. "Well, I don't like it...it drive like suck!"

drive like suck by Miker94 October 25, 2009

dont give a cunt suck 

1) impartial to having sex with a colleague
2) lack of interest in others problems

Sams Boss - "Sam its come to our attention that are you slamming the office jr, this behaviour is not accepted."

Sam - "na, dont give a cunt suck mate, I intend to continue slamming her."

Ryans neighbour - "your front lawn looks like shit"

Ryan - "I really dont give a cunt suck aye."

dont give a cunt suck by duneidn dayman February 21, 2010

I DON'T SUCK, YOU SUCK! 

Statement in response to being told that your work sucks, or you suck in general. Often said in defense of one's self when being accused of sucking by people of limited knowledge or bad information. Commonly stated in a rushed together pronunciation "idontsuckyousuck" for maximum impact, and to point out that the person doing the accusing actually sucks, not you.

- Hey, I couldn't help but noticing that you did a terrible job saving the day again, you sure do suck!

- I DON'T SUCK, YOU SUCK!
or
- idontsuckyousuck!

I DON'T SUCK, YOU SUCK! by Dr. Weldingstuff April 24, 2017