Hot Ham Sandwich 

The old one-two, a quickie, chocking the chicken, and wonking your cronker.
To masturbate over dinner.

Chris took so long to leave his house because he had to finish his hot ham sandwich

Hot Ham Sandwich by moomaster January 16, 2010

Grilled Cheese Sandwich

1. Sex with someone the morning after you had sex the night before and left your "mark" in them.
2. One of the many way to get gang raped in prison : One guy (the one getting raped) is in the middle and another guy is raping the guy in the middle while third man holds him in between the two. All together they form a human sandwich with a special cheese sause. Can also refer to threesomes with two guys and one girl in the middle.
3. a generally good sandwich to eat (non-sexually). May not be as satisfying as a full meal, but will do the trick if you're hungry.

Situation 1: I love to have sex with my boyfriend after we've made our special grilled cheese sandwich *winks*
Situation 2: (prison guy 1) I gotta get outta here man!
(Prison guy 2) i know it sucks in here but-
(PG1) no, man you don't understand! I think Tiny and Bulldog wanna make me a part of their grilled cheese sandwich!
(PG2)Oh...good luck with that man...
situation 3: Damn, this grilled cheese sandwich is good!

Grilled Cheese Sandwich by Ellie Lenore August 26, 2008

hobo sandwich

(n)the act of several hobos huddeling together for warmth

dude, last night i was so effed up i joined in on a hobo sandwich.
im still itching from that one.

hobo sandwich by ebefay March 6, 2009

Birthday Sandwich 

A Birthday Sandwich is a sexual innuendo for a man laying on his back, a woman straddling him, and another man filling the final hole of said woman. Said sandwich must be received on birthday.

A Birthday Sandwich on any other occasion would be commonly known as a Three-Way.

Birthday Sandwich by The Sandvich March 6, 2009

Cream Cheese Sandwich 

When a man ejaculates in his hand, then slaps you in the face.

Man, this girl sassed me today... I gave that bitch a cream cheese sandwich.

Cream Cheese Sandwich by kmeek1 October 20, 2008

Shit Sandwich 

Something someone may be said to eat if they were to:
1) fall unmercifully in a painful crash
2) lose miserably at a game or contest
3) fail terribly at an assigned task

1) Holy christ, that guy just ate a shit sandwich!
2) What Bill Buckner did for the Red Sox. Bill ate a shit sandwich.
3) The Repubclican guard feasted on shit sandwiches

Shit Sandwich by Anonymous April 10, 2003

Shit Sandwich 

A nickname used to refer to someone whose teeth are blackened at the gum line with decay.

Holy crap Keith, his mouth looks like he just finished a Shit Sandwich.

Shit Sandwich by Rebeckletits February 1, 2008