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Birthday Sandwich 

A Birthday Sandwich is a sexual innuendo for a man laying on his back, a woman straddling him, and another man filling the final hole of said woman. Said sandwich must be received on birthday.
A Birthday Sandwich on any other occasion would be commonly known as a Three-Way.

Cream Cheese Sandwich 

When a man ejaculates in his hand, then slaps you in the face.
Man, this girl sassed me today... I gave that bitch a cream cheese sandwich.
Cream Cheese Sandwich by kmeek1 October 20, 2008

Shit Sandwich 

Something someone may be said to eat if they were to:
1) fall unmercifully in a painful crash
2) lose miserably at a game or contest
3) fail terribly at an assigned task
1) Holy christ, that guy just ate a shit sandwich!
2) What Bill Buckner did for the Red Sox. Bill ate a shit sandwich.
3) The Repubclican guard feasted on shit sandwiches
Shit Sandwich by Anonymous April 10, 2003

Shit Sandwich 

A nickname used to refer to someone whose teeth are blackened at the gum line with decay.
Holy crap Keith, his mouth looks like he just finished a Shit Sandwich.
Shit Sandwich by Rebeckletits February 1, 2008

Ham Sandwich

A Caucasian female that is less appetizing when compared to an exotic banquet.
Dave walked in to a fine Asian banquet, only to pull a Ham Sandwich out of the back pocket.
Ham Sandwich by Tower of power January 13, 2015

peanut butter n jelly sandwich

When a girl is on her time of the month and a guy penetrates her then moves straight to her ass and then her mouth
"I gave kate a peanut butter n jelly sandwich last night she likes the chunks"