Retard

A person who looks up retard in the dictionary not knowing what it is.

If you look up something you are MEANT to know, and don't know it, you are a retard

by FredoriaGaming September 25, 2020

Retard

An offensive but fun word to say. If only it isnt offensive..

Sped kid: *playing fortnite*

Guy: hey kid, you're such a retard

Sped kid: *pulls out gun* what the fuck you say to me bitch?

Guy: woah chill, i asked if you have some weed tarts

Sped kid: oh, yeah. You a cop or something?

Guy: nah im not a cop

Sped kid: swear to god you're not a cop

Guy: cmon, we dont need to do that do we?

Sped kid: SWEAR TO GOD RIGHT NOW *growls cutel- i mean menacingly*

Guy: *pulls out rpg* PUT YOUR HANDS UP RETARD! YOU'RE ARRESTED FOR NOT GIVING ME WEED TART

Sped kid: what the fuck...

by Iamawesome!!! March 29, 2023

Retard

Mfs who are unironically posting the definition of their names in urban dictionary

"Thats literally me, I'm such a retard"

by assthinker November 24, 2021

retard

a person with a mental/physical disability. usually used as a vulgar word for people with autism or ADHD

Hannah: hey shes a retard! she cant even read *laugh*

by butt3r.s September 8, 2022

Retard

a slur used to discriminate against the disabled community by covering the meanings crippled, handicapped, disabled, incapacitated as well as stupid, unlikable, "slow", or thoughtless. through out the words history it has limited the identity of the disabled community, been used as an incorrect diagnosis, or used to limit the conceived capabilities of non verbal people, or simply as in insult to insinuate disabled people are stupid or insinuate stupid people are disabled

Britney: "is Dr. Phil doing real therapy?"
Nicole: "omfg Britney is such a retard, was she dropped as a baby? how could anyone think that???"
empathetic human: "woah Britney chill out, disabled people aren't stupid, and people you think are stupid aren't disabled. almost no unintentional statement deserves that, let's stop that and move on"
Britney: "XD XD XD XD triggered snow flake leftist libtard feminist MAGAMAGAMAGAMAGA---- HDJFHZETGJICXHHKJFGDSF"

by fuckitinnabucket November 20, 2021

retard

someone who spoiled endgame on the first night it came out

Amy: *spoils endgame*
What the fuck Amy you’re such a retard

by panicboi420 May 22, 2019

Retard

Something that only neurodivergent people can say. If you're neurotypical, you can't say it.

Random person: Oh my god, he's such a fucking retard.

by Vbhfjtgjfgh September 11, 2020