jack osbourne

A stupid fat fuck who thinks hes cool. Would probably die of starvation if he dident have daddys money. Only eighteen and had to go to rehab for drinking and smoking pot, what a loser

No record label would hire if you werent ozzy's son not even mcdonalds would you fuckup

by Irish guy May 19, 2005

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jack of clubs

Cockney rhyming slang to call someone a moron. Jack of clubs is a card and card rhymes with tard.

Oi! Fix your mince pies on the jack of clubs who spilled a britney on his adams.

by Capt. Spankee Magoo June 22, 2009

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When you bring a fresh ass honey back to your crib after going to a crunchy dub step concert and you whip out that bag of molly. Naturally you two want to take more before you get on with the dirty but you decide to take out your ball sack and spread that loose skin to form a bowl. Then make the girl eat that shit out of your little marsupial pouch!

Before i slayed that pussy last night i went on a safari and played Kangaroo Jack!

by Kangaroo Jack Man July 16, 2010

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Jack Stauber

A person who makes vhs music videos!Its like weird core dream core and stuff like that.
But what mucsic video do u lke from his?

Girl: Omg is that Jack stauber?! I Like his music video called two time!
Guy:Umm Who is Jack Stauber?...

by 🏳️‍🌈ッ._Yuri_.ッ🏳️‍🌈 March 8, 2022

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con jack

a person who is a liar and a cheat for the purpose of stealing, often homeless and under the influence of demorahl and crack. a person who is a fraud.

I'm always approched by hella con jacks trying to get a peice of mine, when I'm trying to get some peace of mind.
That con jack is always scaming to get in my wallet so he can go get drunk and high.That fool used to work at flower store and now he is trying to be a hardcore rapper, what a con jack !

by Aliatron November 20, 2006

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