fuck me hair

shorter female hair style that often has long bangs across the face and short spikey blow out in the back.
the girl at the bar last night was cute but she definitely had some fuck me hair
by lil a in gso July 29, 2008
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Arabian Hair Do

The sexual act of placing your hairy sperm filled testicles onto and into someones hair. The only catch is, the testes must be properly sweaty or the hair do will not stick up like you wanted it to.
I gave him a Mohawk using my knowledge of the Arabian Hair Do.
by catspajamas [ecb] June 17, 2008
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Blue-Hair Girl

A white SJW that believes in extremist groups like ACAB, KAM, and others. They will frequently talk about how all white people should die, while they are white.
Todd: Beth just said we should jail all cops, what a blue-hair girl.

Jim: what an SJW dumbass.
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bad hair day

When despite your'e best efforts you still look like a Cunt
or just a shite hair-do ,see Michael Bolton
by Jar Jar Stinks May 22, 2006
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Hair Depression

Hair Depression is when Gabriel gets a new haircut and he now looks bald, and he is now feeling depressed because everyone is making fun of him.
“I have Hair Depression :(“
by chemicaldiscos October 15, 2019
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renegade nipple hair

An unknowing or unwanted hair of some substance making its appearence from the nipple or vacentity there of. Especially displeasing when seen on the breast of a hot chick.
She had nice areolas but I couldn't get my eyes of the renegade nipple hair.
by Forplay October 17, 2007
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hair brained scheme

A quick and dirty work around work around to address an otherwise complicated and/or painful challenge.
Here's an example of a hair brained scheme:

We should reward people’s effort to go above and beyond their normal duty in hiring process, just like we reward outstanding efforts in other areas of work. We can send a memo to say that we will consider efforts in hiring process that do not qualify for reference fee bonus award as part of the overall evaluation during year end compensation process.

We can mention a “hypothetical” example, w/o calling names, in the same memo to illustrate and address dinner-table discussions. We can also note that at the same time we want to be strict for the purposes of the official reference bonus awards to avoid conflicts, to avoid perception we are bending rules for some but not for others.
by armaniGT October 12, 2006
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