college humor

one of the premire websites for sex starved college students. a suprising amount of good links and columns for a bunch of no-talent, shitfaced, don't-know-piss-from-peanuts students.

1) I go to www.collegehumor.com everyday, because i like to see the near-porn pictures they post.
2) Nerd One: Hey, n00b!
Nerd Two: Sup, foo'.
Nerd One: Let's go to Collegehumor.com and wank off!
Nerd Two: To the seatbelt contest with boobies?
Nerd One: Of Course.

by AntiSlash August 19, 2004

Goucher College

Goucher College, located in the heart of Towson, Maryland is not only known for its impressive curriculum, it is known for its 'freaks and geeks.' Not just your average freak or geek but a die hard "Pirate Club" member, Cat and Muppet girl and a large population of overly (weird) artistic individuals who are most likely homosexual. Where dressing to promote Hot Topic and dying your hair neon green is considered cool. And who could forget the overly-dedicated Goucher Gopher lacrosse players? Who truley believe that his membership to not a D1, not D2, but yes, a D3 lacrosse team is a way of life. Bottom line, you play lacrosse for Goucher College, do you really think that anyone is taking you seriously? Stop celebrating because you are a bunch of true die hard fags and nothing more.

Goucher College is in a great area!

by Not a Gopher Fan July 28, 2008

lucan community college

D greatest skool in Ireland but dats only cos laura,mary,tara and leanne make it cool! leanne,tara,amy and katie from 3rd year so rock!!! class Colombus rulz 4ever!!!

yeah Harvard may be cool but it aint a patch on lucan community college!!!

by Leanne February 10, 2005

imperial college

a university for middle class asians who aren't cool enough for other unis

that easan should go to imperial college

by Lad2014 December 1, 2010

Champlain college

A small school located in burlington VT. This school is filled to the brim with drug addicts and hippies. If you attend this school you will be screwed over by the faculty and ridiculous "cor" classes. If I knew how awful it was going to be I would have never even looked at this school. If you know whats best for you, never even apply to champlain.

Wow heard you were getting screwed over by you're college, you must attend Champlain college.

by Vindictive. February 26, 2011

Old College Try

attempting to get one last hit of marijuana out of a smoking device (i.e. bong, bowl, etc)

"I think there may be one more hit"
"Then, I'll give it the old college try"

by ThisIsTheOnlyWordIWillAdd December 17, 2011

College Bro

An alternative definition for the term "Wigger". College Bros tend to have large keg parties, emulate ghetto youth, and attend college. They often tend to hit on attractive freshmen girls, and are know to be very promiscuous.

College Bros tend to wear Abercrombie clothes, and an assortment of "bling" but the most common piece of clothing for a College Bro is a backwards (or sideways) hat, seen on most every College Bro.

The party last night had a lot of college bros so I had to leave.

Check out all those college bros hitting on freshmen girls.

That girl went home with a college bro, you know what that means.

Dang it, there are too many college bros here.

by lstud05 December 7, 2009