Cracker Barrel Baptism

When you get thrown up on in the bathroom of a Cracker Barrel.

After getting shitfaced I just gave some random dude a Cracker Barrel Baptism.

by Cale The Whale 🐳 January 18, 2024

Cracker Barrel Baptism

First coined by comedic legend Theo Von, a Cracker Barrel Baptism refers to one person throwing up on another (This Past Weekend, Ep. #478)

“Ole Joe had one too many and gave Tami a Cracker Barrel Baptism while they was dancin”

by StrakeBleeter January 19, 2024

cracker jacking

the act of pre ejaculating on a food offering, preferably putting the food in your butt crack after eating mexican food so that it infuses the flavors.

if the persons notices any taste you say cracker jack

the teacher gave muffins to his students, without them realizing it had gone through a cracker jacking process

by 69ArabianNights January 24, 2024

crackerdink

Hot white women, no taller than 511, big tits, fat ass, and the most BAD bitch you can find. may have slight mama issues

aye crackerdink, how you doin hottie

by Patania January 26, 2024

Cracker

The most evil human species that has walked our planet. Like Jesus, we need to get rid of them all.

I am sick of these crackers man! We're better off without them spreading their pest infested children on our countries.

by Thatdrunkassfoolwhosharts January 28, 2024

cracker slapped

A cracker slap is getting slapped with a cracker by a cracker.

abi cracker slapped daniela

by i'm babi January 30, 2024

cluckers

chica fazbears breasts

chicas jump scare better be taking off that damn bib and showing me those MASSIVE CLUCKERS

by freddysfazbear November 18, 2023