You have to choose a side!

Ohoho reahehelly!?

Zealot "You have to choose a side!"

Hym "Ok... BOTH... And NEITHER! There. That's the side I'm on."

Zealot "You... You can't do that."

Hym "I did and AM doing that. Actively."

Zealot "But... My reality monster hates that!"

Hym "I... Do not give a single fuck about that... AT ALL! And also... I KNOW! THAT'S WHY I'M DOING IT! I want to piss it off REAL GOOD."

Zealot "It's going to punish you!"

Hym "Not if I kill it. Then, it will just be dead."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

Side Bride

A poor soul who simply found their person too late.

So cheering you on, respectfully from the sidelines, will just have to do.

🫰🏻

Woe, the agony, that is the side bride’s.

by Titse rácina… December 30, 2023

side stitch

When fat people run their side, Normally in the ribcage area is in the most extreme pain anyone has ever felt. Some would say worse than pregnancy.

Gurtrude: I have a side stitch.
John: Fat ass

by Dingleberry Cutter May 21, 2024

Side Knot

When the knot on your shoe is tied to the side because of sitting with your one leg bent onto the other leg in order to tie your shoe, instead of bending over.

-"Man, I was too lazy this morning to bend over and tie my shoe."

-"I can tell, you have a Side Knot."

by jaminjason November 20, 2011

Side family

The family you are somewhat ashamed of but would rather be hanging with

I wish I could've gone to drink with my side family but my main family was having a dinner

by Zacokalo January 4, 2022

Side shot

a flick of you playing a sport

Side shot, nominate 6

by lavachickenmaster April 30, 2025

Side Vag

Much like side boob. In essence, when a woman wear's, undergarments? That don't quite cover the meat pocket. Side vag, side boob, you get it right? Come on Sean. Get it together!

Holy moly! Did you see that side vag?! That dancer clearly needs to learn what commando is. Those shorts are side vag central!

by spikem0 August 5, 2022