Tree

👁👄👁

Guy 1:Is that a tree
Guy 2: Yes that is a 👁👄👁

by Treeeeeeeeee November 25, 2020

Tree chaser

Someone who looks for people to date that are much taller than they are

Person A:“I Can’t date a guy under 6’2”; that’s too short”

Person B: “You’re 5’3” you’re definitely a Tree Chaser”

by Pokebttm November 27, 2020

Tree

A useless thing made of wood and fiber and is boring

Her "what is that?" Him "that's a tree" her " what's that?"

by Tree hater December 9, 2020

TreeBirk

Adj./Noun: A descriptor for a phallic member which hath a severe disproportion of length to width ratio wherein the length is significantly longer than wide resulting in a wet noodle like appearance.

“Yea, my date was going well with jim but i found out he has a TreeBirk so I took him home and had him help stir my pot of curry on the stove.”

“Emily how did you get that hole in your face?
It was johnnys TreeBirk he got me from like half way across the room.”

by Yourlittlepogchamp December 23, 2020

Tree

A tree is tre’s e. E as in e-cigarette yes the guy that goes by tre in your class has

e-cigarettes

Kyoto: hey kida is trey a tree?
Kida: definitely dude he can hook you up

by Greatlord Cthulhu January 6, 2021

Tree Shirt

A t-shirt made of regenerative tree fiber, dedicated to ethical practices that are good from Earth, and will return to Earth versus plasticizing the planet.

One Golden Thread offers the Tree Shirt, which innovates with nature, to connect to our inner nature, and with a model of regeneration, plants a tree to replenish Earth.

by jscult January 8, 2021

Tree

Boner. Penile erection

I get tree when I see him bend over.

by AndyMcnastyyy February 14, 2021