Monkey Hat

When a Haitian shits into a coconut and then puts the coconut on someone’s head

Kaden: Yo I saw someone get a monkey hat last night!
Jamal: That was me!
Kaden: SHEEEEEEESH

by Daddy Piccolae December 24, 2021

Roux Hat

The art of making so much Cajun Roux, that the Ballcap being worn by the Roux Maker, takes on a Strong and Thick Roux Texture/odor.

That Coonass Blake makes so many baches of Roux, he has a Roux Hat! You can smell that hat from a mile away!

by Teebaw January 28, 2025

Hat

When you have the girl in a 90 degree with there pussy on you head, and she sucking you penis

Man, that bitch had a decent hat!

by DirtyTommy April 22, 2019

Irish hat trick

Balancing a hard hat on your dick while scoping photos of a tranny (hard hat will be perceived as balancing)

That picture of Bubbles had me performing an Irish hat trick.

by Bigweenie86 March 19, 2023

Vaginal hat

A sexual act of putting your head into a woman’s vagina and literally wearing them as a hat

Yoo I was fucking this girl last night and she wanted to try the vaginal hat. Bruh she be kinky as fuck

by Joe smith117 January 15, 2018

hat flicker

When some bro shit happens on you.

That last girl at the bar was a total hat flicker.

by DatMafk October 22, 2018

dog hat

A furry winter hat with ear flaps that look like a dog's ears, hence the name.

Look at that guy with the dog hat!

by Loquacious_T February 23, 2011